HE'S A VETERAN ROCK AND
ROLL POWER DRUMMER!

HE'S A SEASONED COMIC CHARACTER ACTOR!

HE'S AN ILLUSTRATOR OF HOMOEROTIC ART!

HE'S A MIDDLE WEIGHT MUSCLE BEAR!

IN FACT, DRUMMER BEAR IS MANY THINGS AND NOW, WITH YOUR MEMBERSHIP, HE'S ALSO...

ENTIRELY YOURS!

EVERY HAIRY, SWEATY NAKED INCH OF HIM!
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